DWTS

I watched some of DWTS last night. I haven't watched this show in seasons. I'm too impatient; let them dance, then cut somebody loose already. I was happy to see they got a new co-host; didn't like that husky-voiced girl that's hung in there this long.

Really, I am amazed at how fluidly some of these people move! They make it look so easy and effortless. Much unlike my fall at WalMart...okay, so maybe falling was easy, but it was not graceful. I thought Edyta looked so beautiful last night! That girl has a body that they just didn't make when I was her age. Truthfully, if I looked like that, I'd just be scantily clad all the time. Serilously, I'd fry chicken in one of those outfits. Wait, I think I just figured out why I don't look like that. Now, who wants fried chicken?

Pamela Anderson had to be drunk last night. Even for her she acted strange. And that sweet, young Ashly--who got stuck with Buzz Aldren. She hasn't been on the show in several seasons, so her hopes had to be up. You know she walked in, saw 100-yr-old Buzz, and said, "Well, crap." I want to see them pair up Buzz with Kate Gosselin! Bless her heart, she was as stiff as her pointy boobs. (I thought pointy boobs went out in the 50s?) I don't know how many more episodes I'll watch. I'm moody that way. Maybe I'll resurface near the end. I said I was impatient, remember?